The Tale Of The Piercing Heart

My friend invited me to his about to complete mansion to "look see, look see", not so much as an audit but an architectural site visit. He wanted to renovate his house to make it bigger. Since I was there, I migth as well do some "auditing". The first thing comes to mind was the location of the staircase tug right in the middle of the property. I was telling him, what luck he is undergoing to have choosen such a property? As I knew, he is a bludy good luck fellow to deserve such a screwed up heavenly heart property? I say, no way, brudder you are going to stay here! His replied was astonishing, that is why you are here to help me out! He needs to, well almost, tear down the house and rebuilt a new one. I think he must be crazy, although I know he has the dough to spend. Anyway, the next possible choice is to shift footprint of the house by overly expanding on one side so that the reference point is shifted.

That was the initial plan, but I wasn't that happy with the location. I told him to drive me up the hill to "look see, look see". Alas, it was a better place. Naturally for me to ask him to swap for a better one, again, he must have the luck to get it. So, as you can see he does have a good luck after all. He wants a penny but was given a pound. Next he just need some extra luck to carry the pound around and I am still waiting for his good news. I simply cannot imagine if he really moves into the new house with a drilled heart!