The Asshole Is The Water Mouth

Very often we speak of the four major water exits. In reality what does it means? We were also shown that a water mouth that is not locked will result in leaking Qi. In fact, what does it means? If we purge all the negative Qi, can we assumed all the positive Qi will retain? Very vague logic. So what is all this hypes of the water mouth? This parable may rings a bell ...

When the body was first created as the physical world is created, all the parts wanted to be boss. The brain said, "I should be boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."

The feet said, "We should be boss since we carry the brain about and get him where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."

Finally, the asshole, being the purging water mouth spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up, and refused to work.

Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Moral of the story:

You don't need brains to be a boss -- any asshole will do.