For the past freaking 53 years of independent, we celebrated Hari Malaysia on Sept 16 as a public holiday, just timely enough for the Boleh-land to add another holiday to its yearly calendar. Great! What am I going to do? Go down Merdeka Square and chant Satuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Malaiiiiiiiiiiiii Siaaaaaaaaaaa? Watch some distorted historical program? Very patriotic indeed?
Nope, I decided to do an audit for a fellow Malaysian, who is very patriotic at heart on a charity basis. You see, he even hung the Malaysia flag in front of his shanty wooden house. Right! After 53 freaking years of Independent, he is the result of the New Economic Policy. Well a better phrase should be a "drop-out" of the New Economic Policy, simply because all Chinese are deemed wealthy in the first place, which is not the case?
Location is the first line of defense, yet in this case, it is located at the lowest part of the land around the neighborhood. The land was alienated by the government in exchange for something else. So beggar don't choose. That is NEP no 1 policy, just take what is given, be contented and no question asked. This very property was prone to flood. The owner has to barricade his entrance with 1ft of low kerb. In summary, a land that is prone to flood is never an auspicious land to start with. This is the first principle (not the self proclaimed first principle from Kiasu-land).
Thinking that the land is lousy, and much indoctrinated that numerology can still change his fate, the same owner went along to a multi-level-marketing company which fuses FengShui numerology with Gemstone placebo things for sale. I was made to understand each number is derived from a complex computation of numbers from an inverted triangle or something similar to XieZi Fa. It claims to fuse the HeLuo numerology with western Aristotle thought through a single effect of numbers to human life. Number is GOD. Yet, after spending thousands of dollars in these number gemstones to be hung in the living room and to be worn as jewelry, the owner becomes DOG to this multi-level-marketing company. His life has not improved at all. The second principle states that Do-Not believe in this so called miracle superstitious placebo multi-level-marketing Gurus. The more popular they are, the more scumbag they became.
His situation was getting worse as his aged father had to go for a life threatening operations and his wife had an accident back to the year of WuJi, 2008. What has gone so freaking wrong with his house? Upon inspections, the killing Qi, in the form of a TNB pylon is very dominant especially when it hits the TaiSui, arriving at the facing of the property. For sure PiYao does not work, as he has a pair located by the main entrance! No amount of bright hall could eliminate such killing Qi, as it hits directly in front of the main door. The third principle states that if there is ShaQi, Do-Not fight it with Fighting SanSha rubbish, especially the one taught by a master in Thailand.
The fourth principle states that, it will be CRAZY, if you used all the rings in the LuoPan just to do ONE audit from the 24 mountain to 72, 60, 120 dragons and DaGua, just to prove that you know all the formulae and you are the one that has the secret to all methods, just enough for a lady famous FengShui master who claimed she was successful in LaLa-land just to come here to Boleh-Land for personal coaching in a divine manner mixing the art of the five elements with Chinese VoDoo that will even make a Donald Trump out of a monk? Logically speaking, if she is soooooooo famous, the method she practices would have been good enough, why going an extra mile to learn it in Boleh-land? This means to say, her method used is not working.... Strange, scumbag masters are so crazy these days to hard sell their courses and yet they have the cheek to claim their method is a mixture of Chinese Black Magic?
I don't know about others, but one thing for sure, we had discharge our patriotic service to One Malaysian, who is in dire needs of our services from these scumbags without the necessity to fly here and there and shouting out loud; we are doing this for a cause, while a fellow citizen suffered in silence.
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